I like to read The Dallas Morning News especially after a Cowboys’, Mavericks’, Stars’, or Rangers’ loss. Boy, those guys mean business — the sports columnists, I mean. Man, if they wrote like that here, we’d better be ready to pay overtime to lawmen to guard the newspaper office doors. You’d think those big-city writers would have their hands full with “The glass is two-thirds empty” Mavericks. But not on Monday morn ...