My crack research department, Pat, has sent me several stories lately that would each make pretty good columns, if I were the Huffington Post. Fortunately for you, I’m not the Huffington Post. That’s fortunate for me, too, because I’d hate to live in Huffington. But I mention HuffPost because one of the stories Pat sent me, which was written by Lee Moran and published by HuffPost, was entitled ‘Cat Endures 8-Mile Ride Stuck In Car Bumper, Walks Away Like It’s NBD.’ For those of you ...