CHURCH PEOPLE DRIVE ME NUTS. I know what you’re thinking: “Aren’t you a pastor of a church?” Of course. But let me define my terms. I’m talking about those who go to service every Sunday faithfully, hear the Word of God preached, take Communion, put a buck in the plate and bring the best chicken casseroles ever to the potlucks—yet, they are the meanest, orneriest, shadiest, most vulgar curmudgeons you’d ever want to meet when they step into the parking lot. Church people led ...